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Pope Leo XIV Undergoes Lung Surgery, Vatican Breaks Silence on Health

Pope Leo XIV Undergoes Lung Surgery, Vatican Breaks Silence on Health

When Pope Leo XIV chose to do a lung operation, he made a very literal statement about breathing.

The Vatican announced that Pope Leo XIV, 71, was admitted to Rome’s Gemelli hospital for removal of a small lung nodule discovered during routine medical checks. It is the first occasion a pontiff has publicly announced a personal medical operation.

The pontiff himself revealed that the nodule was detected at an early stage and would be removed surgically. The procedure marks his first hospitalization since his election to the papal throne.

Gemelli, a hospital renowned for its research and patient care, now finds itself in an unlikely spotlight as the backdrop for this unprecedented disclosure.

The Vatican’s decision to break its usual silence on papal health may signal a shift toward greater transparency, though it remains to be seen how quickly the Pope will resume his full schedule after the procedure.

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