Sunday, 11 October 2026

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Lighter · a photo list, not a news story. The pictures are openly licensed.

Eight soft pictures of seals

Here are eight soft pictures of seals. Round little faces, and no need to be anywhere else. The pictures are from public collections, not a news report.

Baby Harbor Seal. A round face, and nowhere they need to be. — jurvetson, CC BY
Baby Harbor Seal. A round face, and nowhere they need to be. — jurvetson, CC BY
Harbor Seal, Goat Rock Beach (2 of 2). They look as if the rock is comfortable enough. — Tony Fischer Photography, CC BY
Harbor Seal, Goat Rock Beach (2 of 2). They look as if the rock is comfortable enough. — Tony Fischer Photography, CC BY
Harbie the Harbor Seal at Camperland, Harbor Blvd, Garden Grove, 1974. A soft look, and the sea can wait. — Orange County Archives, CC BY
Harbie the Harbor Seal at Camperland, Harbor Blvd, Garden Grove, 1974. A soft look, and the sea can wait. — Orange County Archives, CC BY
Harbor Seal Closeup. They seem to have settled the afternoon already. — Eric Kilby, CC BY-SA
Harbor Seal Closeup. They seem to have settled the afternoon already. — Eric Kilby, CC BY-SA
California Harbor Seals. A pup-shaped pause, which is a good kind. — Bill Lim, CC BY
California Harbor Seals. A pup-shaped pause, which is a good kind. — Bill Lim, CC BY
Harbor Seals. They look settled, and the weather can mind itself. — jurvetson, CC BY
Harbor Seals. They look settled, and the weather can mind itself. — jurvetson, CC BY
Harbor Seal (Phoca vitulina). Nothing urgent in that face. — Franco Folini, CC BY-SA
Harbor Seal (Phoca vitulina). Nothing urgent in that face. — Franco Folini, CC BY-SA
Harbor Seal (Phoca vitulina). A quiet heap of calm. — Gregory 'Slobirdr' Smith, CC BY-SA
Harbor Seal (Phoca vitulina). A quiet heap of calm. — Gregory 'Slobirdr' Smith, CC BY-SA

That is all of them. A soft pause, and then the day again.

if this one landed.