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ASX Edges Up as Wall Street Slides, Tech Stocks Tumble and Brent Crude Struts Past $104

ASX Edges Up as Wall Street Slides, Tech Stocks Tumble and Brent Crude Struts Past $104

Australian equities edged higher as Wall Street slid, technology shares fell sharply and Brent crude jumped back above $104 a barrel.

The ASX’s modest rise offers a quiet counterpoint to the broader market mood, moving forward while other arenas wobble.

In the United States, the equity market pulled further from its record highs, with technology stocks taking the biggest hit.

Brent crude’s price surge past $104 a barrel could be likened to the oil barrel putting on a tuxedo for the market gala.

The divergent moves underscore how different corners of the global market can dance to their own beats.

if this one landed.