Operation Safety Plunge: Government Launches Inquiry Into Military Training Disaster

In the latest twist to the ongoing story of Joel Fitzgibbon's son, the government has decided to launch an inquiry into the cause of the eighth tragic death in military training exercises since 2023. The satirical premise is that the tragedy was so devastating that there is no need for an inquiry.

Parliament is expected to rule on whether a government inquiry will be the last straw for military training procedures.