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Albanese’s $20 million Pacific climate summit draws empty chairs and domestic criticism

Albanese’s $20 million Pacific climate summit draws empty chairs and domestic criticism

At the end of last week the Australian government announced it had spent a cool $20 million on a Pacific climate summit that, like a pop‑up shop with no footfall, attracted very few world leaders. The event was billed as a showcase of Australian leadership, but the empty chairs told a different story.

Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, who has spoken of a “bold, new direction” for climate policy, found himself standing at a podium surrounded by more vacant seats than a deserted beach at low tide. The cost, already a sore point in Parliament, now adds a domestic political sting for the Labor government.

With opposition parties and market watchers zeroing in, Labor is left defending the price tag as the party faces a domestic price for its Pacific diplomacy. Commentators on social media have noted the lack of high‑profile attendees, some joking that the summit was a deliberate marketing stunt, others pointing to the timing after recent budget controversies.

In a press briefing the government argued that the expenditure was necessary to strengthen Pacific relationships, emphasizing the strategic importance of the region despite the low turnout.

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