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ASB Forecasts Two Rate Hikes Before Christmas, New Zealanders Brace for Santa‑Style Inflation

ASB Forecasts Two Rate Hikes Before Christmas, New Zealanders Brace for Santa‑Style Inflation

On a chilly Monday, the ASB board announced that the only thing more certain than the weather is the number of rate hikes awaiting New Zealanders.

The bank’s latest quarterly forecast predicts that the Reserve Bank of New Zealand will lift the official cash rate twice before Christmas, a move aimed at tackling stubborn inflation.

Economists describe the hikes as “necessary but gentle,” and households are being urged to keep an eye on budgets as the holiday season approaches.

ASB Bank Headquarter in Auckland (frontview) — Ulrich Lange, Dunedin, New Zealand, CC BY-SA
ASB Bank Headquarter in Auckland (frontview) — Ulrich Lange, Dunedin, New Zealand, CC BY-SA

The guidance suggests that any strong recovery may have to wait until next year, rather than the festive period.

International observers note that the prospect of two pre‑Christmas hikes could keep the New Zealand dollar on edge, and some market commentators joke about a “rate‑hike Santa” joining the holiday roster.

In short, ASB’s outlook turns the economic calendar into a countdown: two rate hikes before Christmas and a cautious start to the new year.

ASB Bank, Napier P1220183 — fringedbenefit, CC BY-SA
ASB Bank, Napier P1220183 — fringedbenefit, CC BY-SA

if this one landed.