Fictional columnist · Financial editor. Part of the satire — not a real journalist.
Entertainment · 26 October 2026
Canadian actor‑director Hudson Williams, fresh from the queer‑hockey romance ‘Heated Rivalry,’ says his latest screenplay about an ex‑hockey player is ‘getting tripped up,’ leaving the project stuck on th…
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Finance · 24 October 2026
President Trump announced a limited exemption of certain Canadian goods from U.S. tariffs. The announcement was made by Senator Susan Collins of Maine, who is facing a tough re‑election campaign amid rising prices.
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Business · 21 October 2026
Manhattan Gold’s maiden drilling at Hook Lake revealed a district‑scale, high‑grade gold footprint stretching 2.25 km, and a surprise polymetallic find that might make the local fish jealous.
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Business · 18 October 2026
Freedom‑of‑Information emails reveal that a Canadian‑owned gas firm and a state government discussed the shutdown of a gas network eight months before customers were notified, sparking accusations of rude communica…
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Business · 8 October 2026
Boots, the iconic UK high‑street pharmacy chain, was sold to a Canadian billionaire family for £7 bn, with the deal announced on Wednesday.
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Business · 1 October 2026
The Canadian Weston family is reportedly finalising a deal to buy the UK’s Boots pharmacy chain for $9 billion, bringing a familiar name back under Canadian ownership after a decade‑long absence.
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Business · 30 September 2026
After a £2.4 bn acquisition by Brookfield, the retirement specialist announced a 25 % workforce reduction, sparking rumours that the new owners prefer a leaner, more efficient pension plan—perhaps even one that pa…
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Business · 30 September 2026
The United States has enacted a prohibition on Canadian alcohol and dairy, sending ripples through the grocery aisle and the trade negotiation table. With no sign of talks resuming, Toronto businesses brace for a new era…
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Entertainment · 30 September 2026
Tom Hollander is joining AMC’s satirical Silicon Valley drama ‘The Audacity’ as ‘Big Tim’ – a role so grand that even the local real‑estate market has to step back and wonder if it’s watching a plot twist…
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